Worst Jokes Ever
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach