Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.