Worst Jokes Ever
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
One time I ate a chair.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.