Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
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Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.