Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: πͺ ππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΏππΏββοΈ π ππ»
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.