Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.