Worst Jokes Ever
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!