Worst Jokes Ever
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.