Worst Jokes Ever
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.