Worst Jokes Ever
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.