Worst Jokes Ever
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.