Worst Jokes Ever
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Why are french fries rude?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.