Worst Jokes Ever
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.