Worst Jokes Ever
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Everyone put your age here.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)