Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!