Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
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Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
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Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
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