Worst Jokes Ever
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
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