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All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?

Her dog was blind, too.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.

Friend: Like what?

Me: My name, my address, my phone number...

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.