Worst Jokes Ever
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Like if your dad is abusive.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.