Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!