Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.