Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.