Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.