Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.