When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
