Worst Jokes Ever
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
America.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.