Worst Jokes Ever
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.