Worst Jokes Ever
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.