Worst Jokes Ever
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.