Worst Jokes Ever
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.