Worst Jokes Ever

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

How does the zebra cross the road?

The zebra crossing.

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Gan cube prices?

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

Spider-Man: No Way Home

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.