Worst Jokes Ever

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.