Worst Jokes Ever

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?

A: Free delivery.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Trevor Bauer for President.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

My dad coming back.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What happened after Technoblade died?

Everyone got raw pork chop.

Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.

I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"