Worst Jokes Ever
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.