Worst Jokes Ever
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
The S in America stands for safe.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!