Worst Jokes Ever
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.