Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
I like turtles.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.