Worst Jokes Ever
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
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Whatβs the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Why donβt orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they donβt know where home is.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: Iβm sorry, but itβs match day, I must be a ghost π»π»
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.