Worst Jokes Ever
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.