Worst Jokes Ever
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.