Worst Jokes Ever
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.