Worst Jokes Ever
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.