Worst Jokes Ever

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!

Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.