Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
cock, cock, and cum
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.