Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
cock, cock, and cum
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.