Still Choosing

I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the person is "still choosing" which daughter is theirs, implying they have multiple daughters and haven't decided which one they like best yet! You're probably still choosing which joke to laugh at, aren't you?

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