Worst Jokes Ever
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.