Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.