Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...