Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?

Because they do not have a home!