Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Bend over and spell run.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.