Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

Beans

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

What did the two paintings say after a long battle?

Let's call this one a draw.

I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Life is like giving head... it always sucks.

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

Why did the tornado take a break?

Because it ran out of wind! 😂

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.