Worst Jokes Ever
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
I wanna die.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.