Worst Jokes Ever
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I fell down the stairs once.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.