Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.