Worst Jokes Ever
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.