Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
All you need is a razor blade in life.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.