I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
The Silent Treatment: Wife Edition (Joke!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dumb dumb. You see, the joke is that the dude ain't talkin' to his wife 'cause he doesn't want to interrupt her. It suggests she's been yapping non-stop for three freakin' weeks! This is typical of a husband, you are probably one of them because you did not understand the joke!