Worst Jokes Ever
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I fell down the stairs once.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.