Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"