Worst Jokes Ever
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.