Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?