Worst Jokes Ever
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
cock, cock, and cum
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>