Worst Jokes Ever

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."