Worst Jokes Ever
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
I cum (Can't understand math).
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.