Worst Jokes Ever
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.