Worst Jokes Ever
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."