Worst Jokes Ever
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.