Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.