Worst Jokes Ever
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.