Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"