Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".