Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Jake Paul
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."