Worst Jokes Ever
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.