Worst Jokes Ever

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Nah, he got nailed...

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Can February march? -- No, but April may.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.