Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.