Worst Jokes Ever
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Flat Earthers
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."