Worst Jokes Ever
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.