Worst Jokes Ever
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!