Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

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  • I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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  • Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

    Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

    I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

    But it was only on paper view.

    Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

    "Moo!" says the second.

    What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

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  • What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

    Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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  • Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    Willis.

    Willis who?

    Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!

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