Worst Jokes Ever
Jake Paul
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."