Worst Jokes Ever
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.