Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.