Worst Jokes Ever
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"