Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.