Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.