Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."