Worst Jokes Ever
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The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
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Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
I declare war on Gwen!
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Mario (DYM 150).
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?