Worst Jokes Ever

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

How to write a joke?

My kid had an accident.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

I like school.

Pooooooooooop!

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Oh, he needs some milk!

Games

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You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"