Worst Jokes Ever

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

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Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Connor pooped himself.

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Why is everyone scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!

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What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

Hi, I'm a name.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

What do you call a banana driving a car?

A banana car.

Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!

T-Series: Go away you f***!

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!