Worst Jokes Ever
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Omg, shut up guys!
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Walter White.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Grace...what stinks?
Yulia
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Aspen pooped herself.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.