Worst Jokes Ever
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Like if you are emo.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I don't know.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.