Worst Jokes Ever
lollllo.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Where is Colorado?
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Googoogaga.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Little Johnny is such a woos.