Worst Jokes Ever
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
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What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.