Worst Jokes Ever
Have a good day tomorrow!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What are clowns good at?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Stop making the jokes!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
Ma name is Bendover.
What is your favorite color?