Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Closer kin, deeper in!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."