Worst Jokes Ever
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Suicide
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
You're gay if you see this.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."