Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

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Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

"Me so cutie right?"

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.