Worst Jokes Ever
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.