Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Star

    • My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

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    • Wish

    • A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"

    So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."

    The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"

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    • Woman

    • What do women and KFC have in common?

    After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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    • Tree

    • My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

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    • World

    • The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

    Hooker

    • A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

    "Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

    "Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

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    • Swallow

    • If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

    A swallow.

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    • Mom

    • What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

    The washer doesn't take loads for free.

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