Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.